The wish game

Rules:

The first person says a wish. E.g "I wish for an Apple"

The second person says "Wish granted, but..." then he has to avoid the wish.

For example:

First poster: I wish I was a millionaire.

Second Poster: Wish granted, but I stole all your money.
I wish that I could get covered in pixie dust and then be able to fly!

Third poster: Wish granted, but I stole all your pixie dust.
I wish that I had a life time supply of beer

etc. so I'll go first

I Wish for a Sports car

You get your sports car... of the 1930s

I wish for CHEEZE

wish granted but i stol ur cheeze and i wish i had the skils of the hole man u team

Wish Granted but you dive and fall over the ball every 0.111 Seconds like Ronaldo Does.


I wish for An Idestructable Mansion With BulletProof Windows that is Resistant to fires And i DO HAVE THE KEYS TO And i can't lose them.

Beat that mofo.

Wish granted but you have to share the house with me
Muahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaa
I wish for a woman that would never leave me and isnt a hermaphrodite and is good in bed and has the looks of a beauty queen

Wish granted but she has Aids.

i wish i was god. k ty

Wish Granted but You are the God Allah.


I wish I was The Christian God, And far superior to any other god.

Muahhaaa.

Wish Denied.

I wish I was a boxing kangeroo.

wish granted but you got knocked out by joe calzaghe. I wish I can have sex with every pornstar in the world and not catch a disease

Wish granted but u had to have sex with the male pornstars aswell.

I wish i won the lottery and there is no fake money or fake tickets.

Wish granted but you lost your ticket before you managed to claim it
I wish that all the good looking girls in the world would have sex with me whenever i want and i couldnt get STIs

Wish granted but one of them killed you :S

I wish to be a higher rank.

Wish granted but you dont work at GBA
I wish cam had a penis

Wish granted, but it won't cum.


I wish i was the christian god and no-one could deny my wish

OWNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEDDDDDDDDDDDDD. ;D

Wish granted, but you get raped by some guy who likes it horsy style
I wish i wasn't playing this stupid game

Wish Granted, But I brain washed you into keep playing it.

I wish I was Cams Girlfriend.

Wish granted but he's shit in bed

I wish I was all powerful with no drawbacks ;]

Wish Granted but you got AIDS.

I wish for a giant talking fox to take me to a far away land of Pixies and fairies. Also - chocolate. :l

Wish granted but they legalised the hunt so the fox was killed and at the same time they made chocolate illegal.
I wish for a hot dog.

Wish granted but I burnt it

I wish for a blade of burnt grass

Wish granted but a magic pixie stole it
I wish for porn

Wish Granted, but its Granny Porn

I wish for the wind

Just as liam..

Wish granted, but it comes from cam's ass. *stinky*

I wish to have a pet kangeroo called splot